Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these
And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.
You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.
Also a chainsaw cuts chains, while a sawzall isn’t called a sawzmost.
Ah yes, that would make sense.
I’m over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.
I thought it was for c sections…
No, the C in C-sections stands for sCissors.
This link is more interesting https://allthatsinteresting.com/why-were-chainsaws-invented
It’s a weird history https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chainsaw
Ha after reading this article I now get your reply
Dont tell me what I want!
Just…uhh…move to a place that has a balcony?
I guess I’d put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?
The blood splatter is the decoration.
That’s not a fan, it’s a head slicer
It’s a hedge trimmer
Cannabis plants and grow lights
Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.
Sex ed was that bad huh
What ru talking about? THey were clearly good at it.
No Netflix, only chill.
That must explain why boomers had so many kids, no netflix means all they could do was chill
The Kids Who Lived.
with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson® products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.
And an illustrated book about birds.
I would start by adding some fake blood stains around the fan
I came here to specifically say this.
Fake?
Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.
Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.
Add a bit of a Dazzle paint scheme…
Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.
I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better
Here for the airplane angle too Got enchanted by the forest suggestion…so aircraft crashing in a forest!
The weiling fan is decoration enough
Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.
I’m not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.
This isn’t that type of situation. This room is not meant to be right. It is where only wrong exists. There is a litany of people who allowed this room to exist and they all knew what should have been, but they all allowed this space to come to pass.
This room is meant to not be, but has allowed to be because it is forsaken by the collective creation of humanity.
More ceiling fans.
Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.
How come nobody has mentioned a walk-in closet yet?!
