I’d pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don’t want anything to do with you. I don’t know shit about gorillas
Gorillas will tear off your face and testicles AFAIK. Just imagine the depraved shit a human would do to you assuming they could get away with it without repercussion.
They wouldn’t hesitate to fuck you up.
Gorillas are WAY more chill than chimpanzees. Just dint make eye contact and be respectful to the gorilla and it will leave you alone. They know that they are capable of fucking you up, and they know you know.
Especially since it’s a single wolf. I don’t think I’d choose a pack over the others.
Also, wolves are crap at climbing trees.
Does this forest get smaller over the course of the night like a hunger games arena?
Animal royale
We should do the opposite of Noah’s arc where we put 2 of every animal, including humans, in the Houston Astrodome and have them fight to the death until one emerges.
Do we all get prep time. And can animals who are capable of making them get tools, or do we have to make tools ourselves
He didnt say forest. He said Forrest, as in Gump. Maybe Forrest gets smaller as he gets old.
so is this like a storm in a battle royale where once it collapse i win? Except instead of winning, i’m no longer lost?
Wolf. Wolves are naturally shy of humans, and while gorillas are also, gorillas are also much bigger and stronger. If one decides it’s mad at you it will pull your limbs off. Or worse. A wolf will try to rip you apart and tear your throat out if it’s mad at you, but since it’s in a different weight class you might actually stand a chance if you curl up in the fetal position or whack it in the face with a rock.
If Trading Places taught us anything, a gorilla may also fall in love with you
Gorilla? I feel like being super submissive and not making eye contact would probably keep it from tearing off my arms to use as drumsticks? I’m not a gorilla expert though, so anyone who knows more can feel free to tell me. Although I guess with a wolf, you could just climb a tree and be ok, depending on how long you have to stay. Either, I guess. I’m pretty convinced that I’ll die trying to pet a wild animal when the moron part of my brain tells me it’s friend-shaped, anyway, so whatever.
I’m going Wolf personally. I might have a chance with a wolf, gorillas are stupid strong. No thanks.
A single wolf is just a big dog. A gorilla can pick you up and tear you in half.
A big dog is fucking scary if it’s not trained, and doesn’t want snuggles.
Yeah, I almost got torn to shreds by a rottweiler. I’d still take the wolf over a gorilla.
What kind of wolf doesn’t want snuggles?
Really missed the opportunity to have the top bracket be “Lions” and “Tigers”
Wolf def the safest option. Most likely to leave you alone.
A gorilla with a wolf tied to it’s back, riding a bear.
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
It could be, he’s a master of any environment, and I couldn’t ask for a better companion to be alone with in the forest.
Apparently I’m trapped in Australia, which is the only plausible explanation for that type of abomination
The other side of the bracket is all the cuddly ones.
I considered making the other side of the bracket, but figrured the posts would get annoying fast.
Also wolves and bears are cuddly??
Also wolves and bears are cuddly??
Absolutely, in theory.
Forrest like Gump or Forrest like Nathan Bedford?
Like Whitaker
😉
AROOO THE WOLF
HELL YEAH BRÖTHER! WOLVES WILL RESPECT YOUR PERSONAL SPACE AS LONG AS YOU RESPECT THEIRS! THEY COULD ALSO RAISE YOUR YOUNG 'UNS TO FORM ONE OF THE MOST HISTORICALLY AND CULTURALLY RELEVANT CITIES/EMPIRES IN HISTORY! AROOOOOOOOOOO(ME)
Well Todd, it looks like Wolf might be the clear winner in today’s matchup but what I think spectators are really want to know is how the next round will fare.
RIP Harambe. 😭
Wolf. Not only do I think my chances are better, I’d also feel less bad about trying to fuck up a wolf if I had to
Considering there’s basically no chance of fucking up the gorilla, I don’t think you’d have to worry about the ethics of the situation.
I’ll admit “trying” was doing a lot of heavy-lifting in that sentence ;)
