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@kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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@kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    89•1 year ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • @EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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      5•1 year ago

      All of you were working on the train!?!

      • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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        11•1 year ago

        It was a train conductors’ meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody’s available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.

        • Abird
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          2•1 year ago

          This is the way.

    • THCDenton
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      5•1 year ago

    • TheLowestStone
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      1•1 year ago

      I’m really just curious about why there were only men on the train.

    • @ATDA@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?

    • @casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      1•1 year ago

      she even got that weiner

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    34•1 year ago

  • @BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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    23•1 year ago

    I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

    • @Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Titties dragged through the garden?

  • @pootsforjesus@lemmy.world
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    18•1 year ago

    Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      28•1 year ago

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•1 year ago

      Thelonius Chipmonks

  • @numberfour002@lemmy.world
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    17•1 year ago

    As an ass man, I didn’t even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn’t take my eyes off her buns.

    • @meliaesc@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Maybe it’s okay if humanity dies out. 🤔

      • @casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 year ago

        as long as we die between some buns

  • @9point6@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    Is that Alvin?

    • @snooggums@midwest.social
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      10•1 year ago

      Yes.

      • @9point6@lemmy.world
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        26•1 year ago

        I don’t like where his life seems to have taken him

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      Alvindog

  • @ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    15•1 year ago

    Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.

    • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      You know what somebody’s going to go and do now.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.

      • @ryan213@lemmy.ca
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        2•1 year ago

        Kobayashi: [trying to impress date] yeah, I eat vag like a champ.

        • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          1•1 year ago

          Mmm, wiener shaped vag between soft buns …

  • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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    13•1 year ago

    Mmm hot dog milk

  • @Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    8•1 year ago

    Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.

    • @erp@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France

  • @hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Hotdog or not hotdog?

  • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    6•1 year ago

    Putting hot into hotdog

  • @Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Spread eagle legs too.

  • "no" banana
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    5•1 year ago

    This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

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