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Sjmarf to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

Pasta

sh.itjust.works

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Pasta

sh.itjust.works

Sjmarf to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    18•1 year ago

    Wtf, did you just cook me a woman’s size pasta portion? Do you think I’m getting fat?

    • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      -2•1 year ago

      No, you aren’t fat honey, just impotent.

  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    17•1 year ago

    BUY A SCALE

    Metric is the better system

    • @billgamesh@lemmy.ml
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      6•1 year ago

      do you manually weigh spaghetti?

    • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Your mom is the better system

    • silly goose meekah
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      2•1 year ago

      I just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn’t need to be exact

  • @Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml
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    7•1 year ago

    It’s not “I’m so hungry I can eat a small child.”

    Its "I’m only hungry enough to eat a small child.

    According to the scale on the tool, anyways.

  • Diplomjodler
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    6•1 year ago

    Small children are more tender but I often need two before I’m full.

  • @LoveSausage@lemmy.ml
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    3•1 year ago

  • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    “Pasta”

  • @sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    This from ye olde tumblr

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