“The long, powerful cry you likely heard in your mind’s ear when asked to imagine the call of a bald eagle is actually the call of a red-tailed hawk, whose voice Hollywood studios have been dubbing over footage of bald eagles for generations.”

Even The Bald Eagle’s Call Is Propaganda

So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I’m as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.

I feel you, eagle from the bottom picture, I feel you.

I feel you everytime I see myself in pictures - too bad I don’t have a side profile to rely on making me photogeneic. :(

America in movies, vs America irl

(I don’t know actually, only been there for two days total)

Skyrim character creation after forgetting to turn the camera.

Bad hair day

First time huh

Great Scott!