Water? You mean like in the toilet?
Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?
Go away! I’m Batin!!!
I thought your head would be bigger…
We had a whole documentary about this…
Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!
Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!
Welcome to Costco, I love you
[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]
EU be like
We have it in Ireland, but it’s not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.
It’s* what plants crave
it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e
The dangers of water https://dhmo.org/facts.html
I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around “Volatile Organic Compounds” or, put more simply, “smelly things” comes across to me.
It got what plants grave
No one would have any teeth
Dentures go brrrrrr
The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???
Same image except it’s on Mars.
Brawndo!!
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I wish you hadn’t
