-long rambling historical lecture
-Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking of birds for a moment. Many people in Ukraine are surprised and angry to learn they are actually Russia. What would happen if other parts of Russia learn they are actually France? Would they try to join the EU?
I could hear your post! 😂😂😂
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Why did Chernobyl explode? Did they forget to churn their bell?
You live in a place called Red Square, but it’s not square-shaped. So why is it called that?
And is the Hermitage where all the Russian hermits live?
You’re labeling under a misapprehension, it’s the Soviet Union
Is that when all the onions come together? Goss, that’s frightening
Please relate every date to Technotronic’s hit 1989 single ‘Pump Up the Jam.’
“someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”
cousinLucymate Paulftfy
You’re famous for being photographed shirtless on a horse. Is that because horses can’t judge you, or is it a new Russian policy for reducing laundry costs?
We know Google Translate gets things wrong sometimes so I was just wondering if Russia means “Special” Military Operation in the same way the Americans mean “Special” Olympics?
Ngl that would be legitimately hilarious and I would watch the shit out of it lol
Putin wouldn’t even play around with windows. He would get frustrated and shoot her himself like, at the most, 10 minutes into the interview.
I can imagine it. Do you think Europe could maybe invade the UK? That seems reasonable.
PUMP UP THE JAM starts playing in background
She isn’t the same person who broke the internet in the IT crowd though
I had the same exact thought the first time I saw her. They look surprisingly similar.
The Elders of the Internet know who I am??
Too bad… I was gonna recommend someone to tell her Putin looked like a magician before the interview.
Katherine Parkinson 🔥🔥
TIL. Cunk’s real name is Diane Morgan.
Uhm, who is that?
Putin is the dictator of Russia
A dictatorship is a system of government where the one person gets to help everyone out by making all the tough and boring governmenty decisions. But it’s also a system where the the one person making the decisons can be a really bad person, and therefore can make really bad decisions. So, yeah, swings and roundabouts.
Look up cunk on earth
who is this ?
Philomena Cunk
Ive wondered if this is her real last name
She is Diane Morgan. The character she plays was invented for Charlie Brooker’s series Weekly Wipe as a parody of a talking head interviewee along with a male counterpart named Barry Shitpeas.
Yes it is definitely Diane Morgan’s last name
Edit - highly recommend her sitcom, Mandy
If you like mental scarring
I am not working and I would still put money in the GoFundMe for this if one existed.
She would not survive after…
HE would not survive after.
I would be interested in hearing her take on Palestine.
Last time she talked about Israel or the Jews she lost her script and they joke sensored the whole thing. I can expect pretty much the same for Palestine.
She’d probably think that a Palestine is a type of fruit
Barry Shitpeas
I wonder why he never took off along with her.
