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That is literally how ‘sigma’ males came to be.
Sigma balls
Haha gottem
Gotten Males on the rise! Invest invest invest!
First sighting in the wild of a true sigma male (2024)
My 27yo incel nephew during the holidays had a hissy fit and called me a beta and really put himself in the alpha seat.
Which was weird, because I picked him up from my sister’s house, drove him here, and also had to drop him back off as a favor to my sister.
I dunno what internet or what he thinks alphas are but oooof.
Apparently the concept of alpha male in wolves came from those observed in captivity.
Sure there’s a link there
I’m not sure about the captivity thing, but I do know that what were originally asserted to be ‘alphas’ were the breeding pairs. They were parents leading their children.
Alpha male is the most unstable and failure prone male.
Beta male is a little better, since the developers would have tested it more.
Release Candidate male is probably the safest bet if you want a fairly reliable male while still having early access to new features.
Stable Release male is the one most non male enthusiasts would use though.
If you’re running males in a server or enterprise environment, you probably want Long Term Support male.
Some people like to compile their own male from source.
Ew.
No they literally did that already too, that’s why you hear other Greek letters like sigma males and all that bullshit.
Join us in the twin diesel turbo dude club.
“We go full cock diesel in this club!”
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YOU DON’T RUN
How is sigma higher than alpha?
I’m a turbo dude. It’s like an alpha male, but women like me.
i respect women and they look at me in return
Some fuckers never got past the infinity + 1 shit. Also Goku always wins, duh.
Except the like 27 times he got killed.
He got better
Salt tablet.
Remember what an alpha is ? In video games, it’s the first release, extra rough, not yet full clean of a game. It’s the test version.
So I propose that we call “alpha males” … “the test version”.
In nature the ‘alpha’ wolves are actually just the parents.
The original study that this term came from was based on wolves in captivity and the original author has spent decades reputitating the common interpretation of wolves being hierarchical and following an alpha leader like the common interpretation imagines that term to mean.
Those “alpha” wolves were just a bunch of strangers thrown together and operating off of fear. They were just trying to build a pecking order to have some interpersonal security.
So any “alpha male” is just a frightened, insecure stranger who is out of their depth in scary circumstances and operating in a reactionary manner.
Looks like I might be an alpha male after all
So any “alpha male” is just a frightened, insecure stranger who is out of their depth in scary circumstances and operating in a reactionary manner.
As can be easily observed when dealing with one.
I’m a lean six ligma male
LiGmA? WhAt Is ThAt?
Ligma balls
gottem
I love how that’s a png of a gif of a video
No it’s buffering… just got a wait a bit for it to start
Oh wow, you’re right! :0
Gott in himmel!
How could you write this and not go for “Turbro”?
S-Rank. Everyone knows it’s above A-Class. ;)
Also known as the Sigma male. Probably my favorite meme to come out of all the alpha male toxic bs
Wasn’t that one YouTube douche who kept talking about “snoozer male (very rare)”, " sigma male (super rare)"… or are they all memes now?
shrigma, somehow mushroom-based
even better: P rank tenebre rosso sangue intensifies
The Pi/Rho males are coming.
Rho if you want the “P” glyph, Pi if you want the “P” sound
The highest Flex is when your are just happy.
As a ligma male, I feel attacked.
What’s balls?
Gottem
And then “sigmas” tried to set themselves apart by saying that they really, really, really don’t care and they’re just focusing on themselves*
*By putting themselves into their own strata with a label that they definitely, totally don’t care about. And no, it’s definitely, definitely not a grift that influencers can use
