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minus-squarezoutlinkfedilink18•1 year agoI’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
minus-square@Bytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικά5•edit-21 year agoHydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•1 year agoWhy was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
minus-squareinterolivarylinkfedilink5•1 year agoMore cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
minus-square@MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoThis sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
minus-square@Eldritch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year ago50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
They are carbon-negative.
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.