yesdogishere to Technology@lemmy.world • 2 years agoTheir Bionic Eyes Are Now Obsolete and Unsupportedspectrum.ieee.orgexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1762arrow-down114file-textcross-posted to: enshitification@slrpnk.nettechnology@beehaw.orgtechnology@beehaw.orgtechnology@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1748arrow-down1external-linkTheir Bionic Eyes Are Now Obsolete and Unsupportedspectrum.ieee.orgyesdogishere to Technology@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square73fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: enshitification@slrpnk.nettechnology@beehaw.orgtechnology@beehaw.orgtechnology@lemmy.ml
These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget… inside their bodies.
minus-square@ExfilBravo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish75•2 years agoSorry but you are obsolete sir. The suicide booth is right around the corner. You’ll have to wait for bender to finish though.
minus-square@Graphy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoThe sad part is we’re not even allowed suicide booths.
Sorry but you are obsolete sir. The suicide booth is right around the corner. You’ll have to wait for bender to finish though.
The sad part is we’re not even allowed suicide booths.