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  • Hyperreality
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    66•2 years ago

    You can’t siphon a trucks gas just because it has a blue line flag. Most modern cars have an anti-siphon valve, so that causes issues.

    Instead, you locate the fuel tank and drill a small hole in it. That way you can let the fuel collect in a tub or jug. On lifted trucks this is even easier. Drill the hole, pop a large jug under it, perhaps use a small rubber hose or funnel.

    Remember to leave them a little note that you’ve drilled a hole, so they can go get it repaired and not leak fuel everywhere attempting to refill it.

    • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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      2 years ago

      Install a self-tapping valve, then you can drain the next tankfull even easier.

      • GrayoxOP
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        24•2 years ago

        Unethical Life Pro Tips!

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        18•2 years ago

        With this approach it’s best to not leave them a note.

      • Hyperreality
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        1•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

    • tim-clark
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      8•2 years ago

      Just shove tampons down the filler tube or any non fuel liquid

      • @too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        Corn syrup

    • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      6•2 years ago

      Or: sugar!

      • @too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        Corn syrup dissolves better in gasoline

        • TinyPizza
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          6•2 years ago

          bleach will oxidize the entire engine and seize it after several miles. No turning back from bleach.

    • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Raw eggs and water in the gas tank takes less work, although you don’t get gas out of it.

    • @Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Just hope you don’t make a spark while drilling

      • Hyperreality
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        That’s the good thing. AFAIK most tanks are plastic nowadays.

    • GreenM
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      1•2 years ago

      Good manners can’t be left out , indeed.

    • @RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      In case anyone can’t tell this is sarcasm, this (intentionally causing damage to private property belonging to someone else) would be considered vandalism, which is a crime. Please do not commit crimes.

      • @too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        But crimes are fun

        • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Also despite what those cartoons told you crime fuckin pays and it’s expensive to be poor, also fuck the police so 🤷‍♂️

          • Hyperreality
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            2•2 years ago

            Pro-tip: Sometimes fucking the police also pays.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Life of the party right here.

        …

        JUST IN CASE YOU COULDNT TELL THIS IS ALSO SARCASM.

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