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@borth@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

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@borth@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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    83•2 years ago

    Last panel is wrong. Genie would just grant him an MBA from a top tier school

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      52•2 years ago

      I once looked through a textbook from my friend’s MBA course. The first thing I noticed was in a highlighted box in the chapter on business negotiating: “Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations.”

      These are the people that make 10X what I make.

      • @grayman@lemmy.world
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        16•2 years ago

        This is why I refuse to get an MBA. I already know my pants go on my legs. Thanks.

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          13•2 years ago

          taking notes On the legs, you say? Interesting…🤔

        • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          7•2 years ago

          Your skill at putting on your pants will affect the outcome of the pants-on-putting operation.

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        8•2 years ago

        Are you sure that wasn’t the introduction to the Speech skill in Skyrim?

    • @iamnotdave@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      I learned this in my first statics class, and I have a BS in business administration.

      • @freecandy@lemmy.world
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        13•2 years ago

        Statics? They teaching yall physics?

        • @ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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          10•2 years ago

          Not spelling though… they skipped right past that.

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      7•2 years ago

      It would be funnier if the genie says “there are two rules”

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