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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 days ago

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 days ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    • @wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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      You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.

    • @Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee
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      Just put some nail polish on your fingers to prevent it from happening.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato

    • Redex
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      Please cease existing.

    • Random_Character_A
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      Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.

    • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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      Kind of reminds me of peeling a banana.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        If you peel it from the other end you don’t get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don’t like bananas anymore.

        • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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          I gotta try that.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        Wait until this happens to your foreskin.

        • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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          😬

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