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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
  • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    Elon needs to die for the good of the human race

    • @lemel@lemmy.ml
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      He and Trump. The world would be a much better place.

    • @brax@sh.itjust.works
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      Him and the entire MAGA cult. Toss them all in a Tesla to the sun

      • @VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Don’t need to toss the Tesla that far for it. Seven or so stairs should suffice hahaha.

        • @brax@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah, but then you have to deal with the environment impact. Just toss them in the sun. Lol

    • @Crikeste@lemm.ee
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      Removed by mod

      • @pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
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        Do I get it right that you suggest killing children because you want to see some shithead cry?

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          deleted by creator

          • @Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world
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            Hitler had no known offspring. His relatives did, and those children decided to not have children so Hitler’s line would die out.

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              Tbh if they’re not direct descendents, his line is already gone. Otherwise, where do you draw the line? Is my 10th cousin 11 times removed part of my line?

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                I can imagine if Hitler was you uncle for example, you might consider your potential children part of his line.

                • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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                  They’re really not, but if the people involved are filled with extreme disgust as they probably are, I can see how they might see it differently.

              • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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                Destroy All Humans so Hitlers species is wiped out.

      • @P0rkduck@lemm.ee
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        What the fuck?

        • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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          Probably a right wing troll

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        He has a trans daughter that fuckin hates him, I dont think it’s fair to kill the kids who had no choice in the matter, maybe the rest of them will hate him too.

      • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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        No, killing children is bad

        Inb4 you say something stupid about abortion like a lazy troll

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        Calm down Joffrey Baratheon

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