@AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 8 days agoWho would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight?message-square29fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down14
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareWho would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight?@AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 8 days agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareSanguineParlinkfedilink18•edit-28 days agoNot sure, but I was once (un?)fortunate enough to witness what happens when a bear was faced with an orangutan.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca linkfedilinkEnglish4•8 days agoNow, I’m the king of the swingers Oh, the jungle VIP I’ve reached the top and had to stop And that’s what botherin’ me I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be just like the other men I’m tired of monkeyin’ around!
minus-squareSanguineParlinkfedilink4•8 days agoOooooh, oobidoo! I wanna be like you-oo-oo! I wanna walk like you! Talk like you! Scoo-doo-bidoo!
Not sure, but I was once (un?)fortunate enough to witness what happens when a bear was faced with an orangutan.
Now, I’m the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I’ve reached the top and had to stop
And that’s what botherin’ me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I’m tired of monkeyin’ around!
Oooooh, oobidoo!
I wanna be like you-oo-oo!
I wanna walk like you!
Talk like you!
Scoo-doo-bidoo!