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minus-squareNorgorothlinkfedilink-4•2 months agoI love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary
minus-squareNorgorothlinkfedilink0•2 months agoWhen you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air
minus-square@IEatDaGoat@lemm.eelinkfedilink5•2 months agoThat’s why you don’t use 100% pressure from the beginning. You ease into it. Also, your 're sitting down so your butt is literally covering the water from getting splashed in the air.
minus-squareNorgorothlinkfedilink1•2 months agoThen why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate
minus-square@null@slrpnk.netlinkfedilink1•2 months agoBecause you’re standing up while you use it, for some reason.
minus-square@null@slrpnk.netlinkfedilink0•2 months agoSo you were already doomed to splashback, what’s a little brown mist in the mix?
I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary
Ew its a bidet, not an enema dude
Not with that attitude, it isn’t.
How would you even manage to do that?
When you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air
That’s why you don’t use 100% pressure from the beginning. You ease into it.
Also, your 're sitting down so your butt is literally covering the water from getting splashed in the air.
No it doesn’t.
Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate
Because you’re standing up while you use it, for some reason.
I squat on top of the seat like everyone else
So you were already doomed to splashback, what’s a little brown mist in the mix?