@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1571arrow-down113
arrow-up1558arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.works@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-square@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-square@AeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.