@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1571arrow-down113
arrow-up1558arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.works@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-square@lengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilink21•3 months agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-square@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-square@AeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.