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Fat Tony to memes@lemmy.world • 5 months ago

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Fat Tony to memes@lemmy.world • 5 months ago
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  • @CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
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    84•5 months ago

    Now try finding someone you find attractive and who also finds you attractive in return (it’s impossible).

    • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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      5 months ago

      I did a calculation once about my chances of finding a compatible long-term partner, inspired by the Drake Equation and using many many assumptions. The numbers are not good: ~22 out of 8 billion.

      • @Zron@lemmy.world
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        28•5 months ago

        As a married man, I gotta say you’re probably selling yourself short or have unrealistic expectations of a partner.

        Remember that whoever you’re going to date is a person, not a robot. People are not quantifiable. One day they may be a dick, the next they may be pleasant. Some people are willing to compromise and others aren’t. Man, woman, or other, it doesn’t matter. If you’re not willing to compromise something, you’re never going to find someone.

        • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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          2•5 months ago

          Post pic or be assumed attractive

          • @Zron@lemmy.world
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            2•5 months ago

            I’d rather be assumed attractive than to remove all doubt.

            Go hangout at a Starbucks in a target if you want to meet women, they’re certainly not going to wander into your bedroom.

            • Midnight Wolf
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              2•5 months ago

              Not willingly, at least

            • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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              1•5 months ago

              Cant drink coffee m8, even the smell makes me throw up

              • @Zron@lemmy.world
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                2•5 months ago

                Ah yes, people love it when another person has such a weak constitution that they can’t handle the smell of incredibly common drinks

                • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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                  0•5 months ago

                  Glad to see were on the same page. Enjoy your coffee o supreme one.

          • @LesserAbe@lemmy.world
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            2•5 months ago

            This is weenie shit

      • @WarTowel@lemmy.world
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        24•5 months ago

        So you’re saying there’s a chance

      • @Atlas_@lemmy.world
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        10•5 months ago

        That seems absurdly low. Are you sure that all of your criteria are non-negotiable? And entirely uncorrelated?

        • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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          7•5 months ago

          Look I wasn’t completely serious about it, there’s no way to actually calculate something like that.
          For example what’s the fraction of people that find me attractive. It could range from 0.05 to 0.5. I have no way of knowing.

          • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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            2•5 months ago

            You could work backwards from successful marriage counts.

      • @trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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        9•5 months ago

        Yall need to lower your expectations god damn

        • @flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          12•5 months ago

          I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.

          A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.

      • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        8•5 months ago

        I only need to make 1 assumption to solve that equation for me

        0% of people would find me attractive

        QE fucking D

      • @Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world
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        5•5 months ago

        Wouldn’t be a problem if someone took dating as seriously as Skyscanner takes flight tickets.

      • @recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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        4•5 months ago

        I’m curious about the math you did to come to that final number

      • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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        1•5 months ago

        deleted by creator

    • Lemminary
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      4•5 months ago

      That’s the boat I’m in, except that I’m also gay and the popular trend is poligamy. :) Fml

    • @quafeinum@lemmy.world
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      3•5 months ago

      AND who is equally kinky

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