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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months ago

Following orders

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months ago
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  • @Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
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    20•7 months ago

    I’d go crazy if I had to sit with a lump under one ass cheek.

    • M137
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      3•7 months ago

      First world problems. “My wallet is so thick that I call it a lump”.

      • @Nelots@lemm.ee
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        2•7 months ago

        My empty wallet is still a lump.

      • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        -1•7 months ago

        ? My “wealth” such as it is is 2 credit cards, a debit card, and an id. If you’re carrying around every card you have, you have no plan. Figure out your spending to maximize credit card points. Why would I have my travel credit card with me in the grocery store? I’d have my everyday points card.

        • @raynethackery@lemmy.world
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          3•7 months ago

          Don’t you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

          • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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            2•7 months ago

            I love this comment

          • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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            1•7 months ago

            ?

            • @raynethackery@lemmy.world
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              1•7 months ago

              If don’t have your travel credit card, you’ll miss out on points while escaping.

              • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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                7 months ago

                When did I suggest I was escaping? I’m at the grocery store.

                • @raynethackery@lemmy.world
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                  1•7 months ago

                  Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

                  • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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                    1•7 months ago

                    Always. Cash back too

    • Tech With Jake
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      2•7 months ago

      Don’t disagree. Small wallet for front pocket is my go to. Just was saying “it makes sense”.

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