Yet.

Now look up and realize you are actually looking down and technically falling towards it.

Advertising targeted towards minors needs to be banned.

Mine loves the spray bottle. Not the water, the actual spray head. He rubs his face against it and wants me to drag it down his back. Isn’t really afraid of the water, just gets a little annoyed if I accidentally squeeze the trigger while rubbing his face.

What is birch?

Acting and singing. Studied Musical Theater in my twenties but couldn’t see myself making a living at it.

He’s an authoritarian nut job that is destroying this country and ignoring the Constitution. He’s emboldened the racists to be more open and violent. Unless you are a billionaire, he will eventually get around to destroying everything you hold dear as well. Don’t think you are special.

Please mark this NSFL.

He who controls the Spice controls the Universe.

Just go buy a new PC with Windows 11 and give me your old PC.

Don’t let the door hit you.

1990. Don’t mind me turning to dust in my chair.

Yes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.

I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn’t he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?

Tea party.

My man-boobs would like a word.

The funny thing is, when I first started working retail, we were encouraged to just say, “Oh, did you forget to complete your purchase?” We weren’t allowed to go straight to accusing someone of stealing. That gave them the opportunity to either pay for the items or leave them behind.

“You are my knight in shining armor.” That line always breaks me.

Capitalism is the fault.

Staycation all I can afford, staycation can’t get away, staycation guess I’ll just be alone.