Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.
Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.
Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you’ve got that it’s really powerful.
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
Roughly translated:
We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.
Nice try, Bobby
I’m too lazy to translate this
Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.
Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you’ve got that it’s really powerful.
Hellman’s Introduces New Meat-On-The-Bottom Mayo Cups
Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?
Yes
Directed by M Night Hellman
Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise
It was a joke, I never go to the office any more
It was that bad? Wow, you have some serious mayo haters there
The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
Oh god… 😳🫨😰
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.