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minus-square@wildcardology@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink12•11 months agoI’ll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.
minus-square@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink3•edit-211 months agoI call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.
minus-square@intensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•11 months agogenie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals
minus-squareandrew_bidlawlinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoI’m just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.
minus-square@frezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilink3•11 months agoStocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it “spending”. You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you’ll single handedly move the market in the process.
minus-square@wildcardology@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•11 months agoI still “bought” the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.
I’ll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.
Genie: Listen here you little shit
For a genie it may sound like gambling.
I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.
genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals
I’m just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.
Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it “spending”. You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you’ll single handedly move the market in the process.
No gambling
I still “bought” the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.