Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1579arrow-down116
arrow-up1563arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink133•10 months agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-squareSeekPielinkfedilink10•edit-210 months agoCannot pee anymore :( (because the pee is stored in the balls)
minus-squareKokeshlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoOr someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
Future kink
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.