no, no, it’s “5 foot 11”

i don’t think this is real… am i going insane?

wait, that’s actually a really clever insult that i’ve never heard before!

it has no place here though. try twitter, maybe?

no, that’s a desk hob. common misunderstanding.

i am wearing a wire.

good question!

sorry, personally i take residence under a monolithic chunk of stone so i was unable to get this reference

i was also only born within the last two decades

the silence of the lambs is a 1991 american psychological horror thriller film.

missed it by one (and a half, give or take) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh my god it’s the guy who ate a cat

and another

the heat actually vibrates the blades of the fans at a special frequency that allows it to communicate with the undead.

using a special set of mircoscopic engravings on the back of every odd numbered blade, it communicates with the vengeful spirits and asks for a man named ‘josh’.

once the fan hits 100°c, and josh is successfully conjured, he utilizes his insanely strong arms to push the fan in a counter-clockwise direction.

upon the cooling of the fan, josh relieved of his duties, and sent to the break room. another spirit is premoted to a ‘josh’ to take his place.

that top right one genuinely just looks like a pit to hell i don’t think anyone’s gonna have a casual conversation in there

unless you’re potatos and chell, of course

ok, but such a thing could never happen in yukkoslavia!

i’m certain there’s a reference here i’m missing

silicussy

straight to jail

no, no, i think you’vt the one we’ve talking about

i love this, thank you sharkfucker420

we’re not just ___, we’re ___

it’s not ___, it’s ___

is your boss an ai?

no, the correct version here would be: gay - flag = 0, since to move flag from one side of the equation, you are required to subtract it from both sides. this equation also equals 0, because we have already figured out that gay is equal to flag (gay=flag)