Viiiiiirgiiiiiiin!

And that patriot’s progeny eventually evolved into the great bald eagle.

Exemptions apply in certain States, read “miracled” for regional reprints.

I just had a great idea for a business. I’d like to invite you all to get in at the ground floor, but it’s more like an Egyptian penthouse of sorts.

I like this, thanks for sharing

In other news the CEO of Philip Morris says, “cigarettes are not cool and kill people.”

Even if there was any truth to the benefit of a shared workspace, why would this moron advocate for it? I swear CEOs are acting like the Producers more and more every day.

What’s the popcorn shape and sphere under his right arm supposed to be?

Would you like the statistics for pedestrian deaths? Or traffic deaths in general?

It’s a pizza by pizza basis agreed, but let’s not encourage pizza dogmatism.

All dogs go to heaven, why’s this one trying so hard?

Damn did you order this after a no call no show? They even gave you the green papery ring.

I talked to a cousin and he says, “yeah but I don’t follow those types of accounts…”

I’m gonna start imagining my social anxiety thoughts as the Duowlingo so I can ignore and forget them

Edit: it’s helping so far

Whatever your opinion of the business and products, it’s a hard argument to make against their tangible UI.

Those pubes grew down to it’s feet

I’d try it

You can get jalapeños in Maine it doesn’t get more WASPy than there.

Franch is so bad it made one german executive kill himself

But you get to keep the bear!

Arizona* Lucille wouldn’t even joke about moving to Texas

Self immolation is better than burning books at least