It was liberating for me. Haven’t gone back.
All hail the hypnotoad
It was liberating for me. Haven’t gone back.
This is too fucking accurate and I’m both pleased and upset simultaneously. Thank you.
Agreed, most of us are idiots who don’t want to create change if it means even the tiniest amount of momentary inconvenience.
By “resistance” you mean “rich people and their money, along with the laws that have kept them rich”
Every time I see it i die a little inside
Yeah despite being a clown, he had morals in there
Dumpin’ in the trash can
A scanner darkly
My feelings! They LAUGHED at me, those big meanies!
Fuckin snowflakes
Another study confirming we are fucked
I assume a new McDonald’s is opening somewhere at this exact moment
Receipts! Kapow!
But i do love fig newtons
Not to mention the absolute dearth of actual electric super yachts. It’s an industry pipe dream
Dickheads drive dodge
Good point, he’s pretty much the asshole here
And thus it was solved once and for all.
I got my first job at 15 answering this question. I sold cordless (not cellular, cordless) phones at Sears
The “easy” answer to this question is to pick up the pen, then ask the interviewer if they can write something down. They’ll look for a pen, which you’re holding. You smile, and say, “if you’d like, I have something to assist with that request…” and trail off a bit. Some people will laugh at this joke and it’s enough for them to pass the test. Personally, I’m not a fan of this method.
My 15 year old self hadn’t heard this question before, so I just picked the pen up and started listing the wonderful qualities of this pen, and how quickly your life would be enhanced if you had it. “It has the deepest of royal blue hues, with a rich writing sensation and smooth flow on the paper. The grip allows for ultimate comfort, so the pen is usable all day long without any soreness in the fingers or hand. It’s so well shaped and ergonomical, you can barely feel it in your hand. And with the above-industry-standard sized ink chamber, you’ll be able to use this pen far longer than the competition. This pen has both the value and form that the modern consumer has come to expect in their premium pen buying experience.”
And so forth. Basically, do sales stuff
Came to post this. Peanut butter works like a charm