There is no such thing as negative numbers. “How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?” This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I’m still kinda salty about that.

In Mississippi lol

We found a dead baby bird. Was told most animal babies don’t live to adulthood. Knew people were animals so it was likely me and most of my friends would be dead by 21

So is she

Take a walk, to the post office. Don’t stop til you get enough.

Make your bed every day.

An order I received from a friend helping me out of a dark place. Asked why and was told to just do it.

Off the to of my head

Vance Gilbert - Unfamiliar Moon / Goodbye Pluto

Todd Snider - Long Year / Sunshine

I’ve been using Tiny Tiny RSS for ages and have no complaints.

Pushing Daisies. If you like death mixed with comic book sweetness