I think there are (at least) two things wrong with the argument:

1. it assumes that there can be no source of absolute morality aside from religion, ignoring centuries if not millennia of moral philosophy/ethics (which at least tries to answer the question seriously).
2. even if nonreligious sources of morality don’t exist, the argument assumes that religion is a source of absolute morality. since conflicting religions exist, the religionness-property alone is not enough to validate religion as a source of absolute morality.

I’m also using Caddy with desec and get the same result when adding a new subdomain. It fixes itself after a while though (10+ minutes). Maybe try waiting a little longer.

The right can’t meme

• For your first point you’d probably want to investigate why your system doesn’t suspend or what exactly is going on. You could check logind.conf, specifically the HandleLidSwitch* keys. Otherwise, your lid switch should have a corresponding /dev/input/ event that you could maybe listen to or something.

• I can’t offer much input on your second point. I think unplugging the audio jack should probably trigger a udev event that you could write a rule for. No idea about wireplumber though.