Currently in the hospital after dealing with a neutropenic fever (fun fact: somewhere around 106.3f your brain can no longer form coherent speech) stemming from way-too-stronk chemo. I concur, fuck cancer.

“I CAST HEADSHOT, MORTALS” used to be my name in TF2 around Halloween!

Hello, Tumblr. By the time “we are all here”, the acronym will include the alphabet, numerals, and quite possibly other glyphs (if someone throws an emoji on there so help me god). Human sexuality is varied and diverse if you haven’t noticed. I am not learning an acronym long enough to singlehandedly win a game of Scrabble just so everyone can feel special. Not happening, sport, and most people would agree – which is why this will never catch on and Tumblrinas need to stop trying to force it to.

I’m gay and I support this comment.

We do not need to represent every single minority in the acronym, that’s what the rainbow flag is for, that’s literally the entire point of the flag because a rainbow includes every color. “LGBT” rolls off the tongue nicely and there are zero repercussions in tacking a + on the end of it. If I have to memorize a new, extended acronym every fucking few months just because Tumblr can’t stand not being on their social high horse I am gonna have a fucking aneurysm.

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Today I learned there’s someone out there who wants to learn sheepshaggerspeech

Brave new world, that

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Nothing to it but to do it.

Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done

Truthfully I can’t wait for Ghost in the Shell to become reality, but I sure as shit don’t want Musk and his bullshit to have any part in it.

Oyl.

Oh wait you’re serious.

laughs in DNS ad blocker

chortles in SponsorBlock

guffaws in AdNauseam

Conflict between Israel and Palestine, color me shocked. Next you’ll tell me China and Taiwan aren’t the best of friends.

I knew sooner or later they’d push me to Linux, but that’d do it alright

Yet another reason to dislike furries, most unsurprising.

Please tell me someone recorded this utter waste of oxygen doing the equivalent of stepping on garden tools in a Looney Tunes short. That’s so monstrously fucking stupid it could be funny (if the old adage of tragedy + time = comedy holds true, anyways).

damnit I’ve never had an original thought

I’m a night auditor at a hotel.

Good luck getting service in a hotel past 11 now.

calling in artillery on your own position is certainly a tactic, though, if they had this kind of spell waiting in their back pocket, how the hell did they get captured?