What does a pointy bit look like to someone who has never seen one ? You have years of experience matching your visual input of the world around you with your tactile experiences, it’s easy to forgot how much of our basic knowledge is learned at a young age.

I’m running Windows ARM just fine with parallels on my M1 MBP. Haven’t had any issues, even weird legacy software that needs serial drivers works fine. MS did a great job with the ARM version of Windows.

Not normal. But also not a problem. You couldn’t sleep, needed something to occupy yourself.

Your expectations around price are unrealistic unfortunately.

And you can use a terminal with stock Android. Although you’ll probably need to root it to do anything useful.