My gf made me a tater tot casserole with lots of cheese today. 😃

Yeah landlords love vibrators

Or how about don’t use meme templates because they’re boring

My (soon to be former) job often forces us to work 60 hour weeks. Not only are we too tired to look for another job, when tf are we supposed to schedule interviews?

There are bosses who do that?

I used to work in a returns department. We joked that our customers had stock in the tape companies. They would put stuff in a bubble mailer and then run tape around it 20 times, covering every square inch and tight as hell. It was fucking awful.

You never even tried.

Poor buddy. Give him a cupcake.

Please don’t steal them from Reddit. I’m sick of the guy sweating over the 2 buttons, Drake, change my mind, and the car careening off the highway. Thank you.

Owen Wilson is so hard to look at.

Oh lord can we leave the reddit memes on reddit please?

Luigi!

Digg still exists?

Aw. We hate you too.

I like a lot of things here better than Reddit. For one thing, I don’t see the stupid buzzwords like literally or cringe in 98% of all posts. There’s no hivemind here…yet. And hopefully there won’t be.

Also not the same 5 memes repeated for 15 years.

Don’t close it. Get permabanned instead. Make those fuckers miserable.

Can you say Luigi lol. Son, you’re required to pledge allegiance to Luigi before every post you make here.

Is that really what he looks like? I mean nobody did anything to his eyes?

Honey, baseball has been around a lot longer than the mid 90s. It’s new. Learn about context.

When you find an honest mechanic, you gotta hold on to him tight. Bring him snacks and remember him on holidays. He is precious and rare.