I initially saw all 3 beds as cribs which just made it funnier

Oh hey I actually didn’t know that was a Teddy Roosevelt quote til I googled it just now. I just thought it was some kind of proverb

Dude please please please don’t let Trump ruin your marriage. Not allowing your MIL to stay for her annual visit when your wife wants her to is gonna be a big big problem

Comparison is the thief of joy

If trophies and honors are what he needs in order to do the right things then I’m down to gradually award him a whole EGOT over the next 3 years

…Putin is about to walk away with 20% of Ukraine

RIP Cricket

I take it more as “find a way to come to terms with it” don’t let it ruin your every personal moment

Looks like they just casting bait for some ear scratches 🐶

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Look it’s the Kanker sisters from Ed Edd and Eddy

Yes I’m American and yes they’re pretty common I’d estimate I personally care for at least 1-2 each month

Oh boy! ER Nurse at a busy urban trauma center

The one I’ll never forget was self inflicted GSW to head. He pulled the trigger with the gun pointed to his temple. Bullet somehow immediately took a turn downward and exited through his jaw on his opposite side.

Came in by EMS alert and neuro totally intact. I heard he even walked out of the hospital on his own when he was discharged

No. I hope he is never found