I’m rock hard.

Honestly, there’s no punchline better than this just being a thing.

And they’ll be complacent when they elect him a third time.

Every mattress store you’ve ever seen is likely a front for some shady shit.

I can’t wait! This song comes to mind in the interim. https://youtu.be/Dbnm-0r3suM

You monster

Hopefully in some universes he was never born. That goes for Elon too.

Star Trek Next Generation

Arrogance

I was permanently banned for “inciting violence” by saying how great it would be if a meteor crashed down on Mike Johnson. A meteor….

If only

Bigotry and stupidity are two sides of the same coin.

Eliminate the need to sleep.

Billionaires don’t actually work. The higher up the work chain the more you get paid, and the less you do.

I forgive you. I do wish he’d go the fuck away though.

Same

A deal with fast food would make people money so it’s very possible.

They threw a dart at a globe and that’s where it landed.

His heart will give out before he sees any consequences unfortunately.