For now at least I bet this’ll be pretty mediocre. I’m a big audiobook fan and voice actors have a massive impact on the quality of the finished product. A great voice actor can make a mediocre book fun and engaging, a bad one can make a great book unlistenable. The best do great voice differentiation. As an example I’ve really enjoyed Andrea Parsneau’s work in The Wandering Inn series.

This vaguely reminds me of the song Fish Sticks by The Heligoats:

You were baptized in a river

I was thrown off a bridge

Then I landed on a crab you slept with seahorses

I started having seizures, you started having kids

You found your inner self, I found my inner fish

It’s cool though because it was done by AI and therefore isn’t political or punitive.

For real though it’s gonna be great when AI hallucinations start hitting regulations and legislation and we end up with bizarre and nonsensical things in the text that no one bothered to fully read (cause we fired the people that’d actually do that).

To figure out the rest?

This is the site: https://dogeque.st/

Despite the headlines it doesn’t seem to actually have extensive data. As an example, my area has an annoyingly high tesla presence and I see exactly one tesla listed on the site. Hell, there are less than ten listed for my major metro area.

“It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

Oh man, they are gonna ruin like 5 people’s day with this.

Trying to make Donny Jr accountable? That’s a tarrifing.

I guess it depends on the labor market, it could mean more competition for the same pool of game developers.

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

I’m getting Mona Lisa vibes.