They are not chill. They will ransack your kitchen

Yeah most people I know would do the same, or even just let their own dog attack the pitbull after they were subdued. I did choke the shit out of him until he calmed down though. Funny enough, I used a “bulldog choke.”

My dog and I got attacked by a sausage pitbull a couple days ago for the second time (same dog). I was able to defuse the situation without any major injuries to either dog, and just some scuffs from rolling around on the ground. It was still terrifying and he ambushed us.

They selected him and others and purposely moved them to dangerous areas so they could get a RoboCop. So it’s worse than the meme suggests.

I moved out when I was 18 and mostly don’t talk to much of my biological family.

WHAT THE FUCK’S UP DENNY’S

Even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I’d still have to say Captain Insaneo.

A zip file full of text files containing a ton of knowledge necessary to complete the journey, and a bunch of books. Maybe an emulator and a few nes games.

I went one further, and now I’ve been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn’t know it’s because the kid and I are still role-playing.

That happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.

My interactions with them point to them not believing those things are real at all, or are not planets, etc.

Yeah that part is annoying. I have to make myself not read every single comment. I have a browser extension that helps organize that a bit.

The Something Awful Forums still exist, and I go there a lot more than I go here or Reddit these days.

Half life 2 (especially episode 2), HL: Alyx, Mario 3, Sonic 3 (with Sonic and Knuckles attached), Sonic 2, space station 13, dead by daylight, portal 2, guitar hero 3, I dunno, one of the metal gear solids or Garry’s mod

My team and I built an automated restaurant management/ordering system that used touch screens as my senior project in college, way before they were a big thing (we put lcds into a table and used one of those things you put over the screen to make them touchable).

After college, none of us continued working on it.

I generally carry a portable bidet when I travel for this reason. But yes, I’m traveling in Japan right now and it’s great. Also the fact that the bathrooms are clean.

Might not even be in your language

RPG’s for free OUTSIDE every Walmart that have logic in them where they can only be pointed at Walmart

“What that means.”

When I worked at a computer store (basically the store from viva l dirt league) a lady came in and kept trying to order a jizz of RAM. We had a great time getting her to say it repeatedly.