Americans try not american the most irrelevant threads up (IMPOSSIBLE)

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

“We’re not assholes. But if we are, then they deserved it.”

Were you going to have monkey fights on it aswell? Dang!

Smash that like button!

And I am the world leading expert in yuh uh, so there.

It is what it is.

My blood is full of it, I’ll be fine.

And everyone pointing that out gets downvoted into oblivion, rofl. I hate the internet and the sick degenerates on it.

Just American Things

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!

Isn’t the point of official “declaration of war” thing is to kill people legally?

Meh, my dong is bigger.

So the hacker hacks your phone with his mind?

So we’re having American news shit everywhere now? Fantastic.

Unrelated but do you think a pizza flavored cake would taste good?

Go for it fam, do what you love and the money will come!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Idk about you but I’m not letting Boris anywhere near my dong.

Wholesome.