Is this loss?

Sometimes you just hafta look at it

I’m guessing Istanbul? That town is retirement goals for me because of all the cats.

Biggus Dickus

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

Goals

Where are Jncos in this cycle? I’d assume they were at the bottom. Was that just a particularly baggy cycle?

Oh woops, I’m on mobile and didn’t see it

Where’s broccoli?

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Not to kinkshame, but why is that one chick watching monkeys kissing?

Fucking gorgeous is more like it, got damn

Ocean Front Property

George Strait called it in 1986

I’m sending this to my team

My man!

I thought the grocery monopoly in Canada was Tim Horton’s

Precisely this. The people not getting the OP are why Common Core was developed.