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@WhisperingEye@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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@WhisperingEye@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • bruhduh
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    75•1 year ago

    Don’t dump December ended bro… It’s time to stop

    • Dojan
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      21•1 year ago

      Or start, in this case.

  • don
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    60•1 year ago

    Fiber, lots of.

    • @Bristlecone@lemmy.world
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      As a nurse, I can say this is always the answer, vegetables & fruit. The American diet is horrible for the GI system. When I went vegan some years ago I started having three a day, takes less than a minute apiece

      • @DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml
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        Also if you’re a protein bar fan and don’t have much fiber quest bars have 13g a bar.

      • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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        I started just mixing some psyllium husk into my usual water consumption, but that’s partially to support my intermittent fasting schedule.

  • bruhduh
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    37•1 year ago

    mmyshitpost@lemmy.world-10210093

  • Ghostalmedia
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    30•1 year ago

    You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.

    Hang in there!

  • @null@slrpnk.net
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    21•1 year ago

    Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      1•1 year ago

      Not long ago on Lemmy this was a goal, not a problem.

  • @BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.ml
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    16•1 year ago

    For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

    • @WhisperingEye@lemmy.worldOP
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      I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…

      • @RinseDrizzle@midwest.social
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        5•1 year ago

        Drink some coffee

    • Christer Enfors
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      4•1 year ago

      Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

      • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        2•1 year ago

        Coprolite Diamonds?

      • @AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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        That’s what killed Elvis fyi

  • ANGRY_MAPLE
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    This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

    I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

    Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

    • @flubba86@lemmy.world
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      That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    12•1 year ago

    I recommend pooping asap.

  • @IzzyScissor@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?

  • @jennwiththesea@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.

  • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    You’re just charging your ultimate attack.

  • @TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz
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    Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

    • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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      BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.

      • @Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.

    • @vaselined@lemmy.world
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      What does it do

  • @criticalimpact@lemm.ee
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    6•1 year ago

    Vege smoothie

  • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Don’t Poop January

  • @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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    5•1 year ago

    Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.

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