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@PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

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As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

@PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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    23•2 years ago

    As far as we know, there are only taco bells on the planet earth. As far as we know, taco bell is only a taco chain not a secret society masquerading as fast food taco restaurant. As far as we know, taco bell did not organize the JFK assassination. As far as we know, taco bell was not used to feed POWs during WW2. As far as we know, taco bell is not the public face of the order of the taco, a global shadow government that has ruled the realm of man since the dawn of time, deciding who wins wars, who develops technology, and who wins elections.

    • @Wogi@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      But they are the favorite to win the fast food wars

      • Deceptichum
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        6•2 years ago

        Didn’t Pizza Hut win that outside of the US?

        • iAmTheTot
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          5•2 years ago

          Eh, same company.

    • @robolemmy@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Given the incomprehensible vastness of the universe, it’s the height of arrogance to assume that Taco Bell has not arisen in other star systems. The only thing doubtful is that extraterrestrial Taco Bells have visited Earth.

      • Carighan Maconar
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        2•2 years ago

        Ah, the Fertaco Paradox!

  • @SJSmith@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    Also population 100% robots

    • Chozo
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      4•2 years ago

      That we know of, at least.

  • Alter_Id
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    15•2 years ago

    Just tried using Google Earth to check for any Taco Bell locations to confirm this. How convenient that it wouldn’t let me look anywhere close to Mars. They’re keeping something from us!

    • metaStatic
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      5•2 years ago

      https://www.google.com/mars/

      • Alter_Id
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        8•2 years ago

        Kinda neat, but pretty janky. Can’t get it to open up in street view.

        • @funnystuff97@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          Sucks for you, the geoguessr scene there is crazy!

          • @SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world
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            2•2 years ago

            I recognize that rock

  • @geekworking@lemmy.world
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    What do you think will be the first fast food franchise on Mars?

    My guess is Subway. Don’t need to cook anything and all of the ingredients already have enough preservatives to make the journey.

    • chaogomu
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      8•2 years ago

      Subway will also sell franchises to anyone and everyone, regardless of how close another franchise is.

      It makes a lot of money for corporate at the expense of fucking over the franchise owners.

      • @Infynis@midwest.social
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        3•2 years ago

        So you’re saying Subway will be both the first and second fast food restaurants on Mars?

        • metaStatic
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          only if you don’t count the 25 Starbucks already setting up shop at the landing site

          • Teon
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            There will be 3, full size starbucks on the ship to Mars. A ship that has only 30 humans.

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    Are you suggesting that Martians hate fake Mexican food???

    I think that may be racist, but I’m not sure towards whom…

  • Teon
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    8•2 years ago

    The Mars franchises are called Bell de la Taco, they have different branding laws on Mars. Lots of red tape.

  • Drusas
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    6•2 years ago

    Yet.

  • @DeepThought42@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    There are also no toilets yet on Mars either, so it’s probably just as well.

    • @Eczpurt@lemmy.world
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      It’d be legendary to be the first person to poo Taco Bell in a hole in the ground on Mars though

  • @elrondsmith@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    there are not that much more tacobells outside of US

  • Seraph
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    deleted by creator

  • mykneedoesnthurt
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    2•2 years ago

    As far as YOU know, mister.

  • SnausagesinaBlanket
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    As far as we know, this is a shit post.

  • @Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    1•2 years ago

    As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.

    FTFY.

    • sebinspace
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      3•2 years ago

      I think it’s a reference to Russell’s Teapot

  • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Russell’s Taco Bell

  • @disheveledWallaby@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

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