I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome
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Linux (Linux)
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FOSS or die
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Video content should have been text
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Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie
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5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means ofproductioncomputation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr
I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.
I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?
Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.
I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.
srs [monkey]bizniz
Bad downvoter
Firefox: yes.
Chrome: no.
Brave: lord no.
Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.
You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.
Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.
Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.
Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.
Which Picard maneuver, though?
The short jump one or the straightening uniform one?
can we be the internet community that doesn’t pretend we’re a tight knit group with injokes and ‘right’ opinions?
there’s already enough of those and I hate navigating their dumb shit.
Sure, that can be a new unwritten rule ;)
[mutters] Curses
It’s a bit late for that. It’s already everywhere, and it’s terrible.
Tildes is super strict against that, I got banned for making a joke about wine jelly being rendered into candy
WineGums
Banned!
Also, JAIL! Belive it or not…
yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social
and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.
I have to fight you on the
not funnytake. I disagree and my oeuvre demonstrates that to the contrary in my respectful submissionyo just your other 2 replies in this thread alone, im taking about you. youre the unfunny reddit compsci nerd.
“[mutters]”
I’m sorry I don’t satisfy ur standards :P
Linux is bloat, I’m training the ants in a giant maze, got Doom running on it last weekend.
everytime elon musk so much as farts, it must be posted to at least 10 different communities here and discussed at length
With 400 permutations of “Fuck this clown” and “how can I block mentions of him” in the comments.
Unfortunately, shitty billionaires make the news. Get rid of billionaires and they won’t be in the news.
oh cool, i’ll just eliminate billionaires then, that’s pretty easy for me to do.
Hey I’m just writing the rules down, not telling you you shouldn’t be annoyed by them.
18: Don’t feed the tankies
19: if you didn’t like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you do… I count four.
Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.
haha, just kidding 😂
…unless? 😏
I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh
Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s
We were kidding at some point?
If a post from the Linux communities pops up on your feed, it is your duty as a Windows user to comment “wELL I dOn’t HavE tHAt prOBleM bECauSE I uSe wINdOws” to stop Linux users commenting the opposite on every fucking thread about Windows
But whatever they do they should not use the word it’s in their comment, or else we see something like itAಠ€’s … and thattAಠ€’s harder to read.
LolA%€d at that
Future Oscar winning movie Barbie is the only permitted commercial interest on Lemmy.
And the occasional Wolf of Wallstreet plug, if we mention Margot Robbie’s nude scene
Suspiciously named user, I literally plug all of my movies on this social media platform. Except the first Suicide Squad. And Terminal.
Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!
Except the first Suicide Squad.
The heck? That movie’s trailer slaps hard.
Unfortunately, somebody thought it was a good idea to edit the entire movie like the trailer…
Also, Jared Leto(🤮).
that time he sent you a fucking pig carcass is so fucking deranged
Good call on Terminal. Not the call to star in it, but to pretend it never happened. Also, no need to specify between Suicide Squad and The Suicide Squad, the second one had the The in the title suggesting that it is The one that counts.
When ‘you’ win an oscar I will probably add it to the title, but thanks for the suggestion. ;)
Eat the rich or GTFO.
Sometimes, the pendulum needs to start a’swingin’ the othet direction
- no fucking swearing
- no paying for content if it can be pirated
- cats are our overlords
This is life
These are my every day rules.
I hate cats so much. It makes the internet difficult.
Boooo! Aha
Must appreciate good sticks.
Edit: !stick@sh.itjust.works
If you don’t appreciate a good stick are you even alive?
Yess…also wat are sticks
If you are an arch user, like myself, you must announce it at every opportunity.
Also, mandatory GNOME hate.
Gnome is the worst desktop environment, except for all those other DE’s that I’ve tried from time to time.
Mandatory Ubuntu hate as well.
I use Ubuntu btw.
I failed a gentoo stage 2 install 20 years ago.
Gentoo has stages? What’s the end boss like?
Not sure. I didn’t make it far.
The end boss is swallowing your pride and installing Debian.
Installing from a stage 1 tarball back in 2002
I feel its almost like you all shoukld just stop presenting your OS bona fides unless its 1) solicited explicitly + 2) its explicitly relevant to the conversation even if 1) is not fulfilled
But how will people know I use arch btw?
I fucking love this, thank you comical stranger
Chrome BAD, Firefox GOOD. If you disagree, you are WRONG.
Librewolf BEST
No pocket and comes reinstalled with UBO. So… Basically just Firefox but with one or two settings switched off and UBO.
… What’s exactly the point here?
Absolutely
If you disagree, you are WRONG.
This only applies until Chrome gets rid of the adblockers next year, if you decide to stay with Chrome I confidently think that you are wrong.
