Try for multiple orgasms, I guess.
Had one girlfriend that had an orgasm every few minutes by fucking, fingering, getting eaten out, masturbation… Basically every kind of sex made her come immediately. She really was a miracle. One day she came 40 times in a row. I counted intentionally that day because I was wondering how often she could come. We only stopped that day because I was completely done and exhausted and drained.
She felt great and wanted to continue.
Sounds fun.
Having dated the polar opposite of that, it sounds very fun…
Yeah, it’s tough when no matter how much you try it just won’t happen. Had a girlfriend once that seemed to actively avoid getting there, she would clench her highs around my hand so I couldn’t move anymore and stuff like that every time she got close
Rip, sorry bruh.
Gotta have something to make up for all the bleeding.
My brain would die from dopamine poisoning.
Be confused. Then probably masturbate.
I used to be a woman, so I’d say I freak out and then I’d be depressed lol
Hardware factory reset
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=xNh8_jW9h-k
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Not exactly the same thing but w/e
LOL
Story behind your transition, if you’re comfortable?
As in, how did I figure out I was a boy? Sure.
I always felt like “one of the boys” from a very young age. I’d play games for “boys”, played hockey, took boxing classes etc., hung out exclusively with boys and hated girls.
Around the age of 12, I went clothes shopping with my mom, and I asked for boys clothes. She refused and I cried myself to sleep that night. Many more times I asked for boys / men’s clothes and got denied, and every time I fell into a deep (diagnosed) depression.
I had no idea why, nor what “being trans” was or meant. Over the years, I kept saying things like “if I was a boy, I would x” or “if I was a boy my name would be x”, to which my friends reacted with “you know cis people don’t say or think those things as often as you do right? Might wanna get that checked out”.
It took until feb. 2023 for me to seek help, and when I did they were all unanimous: I am trans. I bought men’s clothes, stopped shaving and begun hormone therapy in May. I’ve never been this happy in my entire life.
My boyfriend stuck around (he’s bi) and has been super supportive.
Thanks
I like your friends gentle encouragements. Thanks for sharing!
Play with my boobs
#MASTURBATION!
Yuuuuuuup
My wife is bi and apparently reeeeeeaaaaaaally good at eating pussy. I’d have to check that out.
I also choose this guy’s bi wife.
Hey, is your wife single?
Nah, me and her girlfriend are enough for her right now.
Masturbate, max out my credit cards on clothes and same-day sex toys, body hair removal, stab myself in the eye with mascara and eyeliner pencil, book tubal ligation, get period stopping birth control, septum ring, mani-pedi, smash gashes with lasses, fuck myself sore.
Day 2 would be a self-care day of cozy sweaters, cocoa, movies, and trying to vibrate my clit off.
You just described my weekends.
You really get it lol. Also, hope you don’t wake up on the first day of the periods. Or the 3 days before. Or the 5 days during the period and 2 days after :)
Day one waking up with an axe wound would not be a great start. I’d probably just have to try out the massage setting on the showerhead and shove some paper towels up there. Then put on sweatpants and a hoodie then run to the store to pickup midol, period supplies, ugly underwear, chocolate, and a vibrator.
I can only describe my periods this way: like someone is twisting a serrated knife constantly in your belly (uterus). Up and down, left, right, up and down… It doesn’t stop for 3 days straight…I’m really looking forward to menopause…no amount of painkillers help. But the chocolate and nice people does :)
Do you have endometriosis?
Yes.
book tubal ligation
Lol. Lmao. Just the rudest awakening not even 5hrs in.
Oh honey. You’re gonna learn lots real quick.
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Same-day delivery. I considered saying “next-day” or “overnight sex toys from Japan”, but the reality would be me being impatient.
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That would be a Tinder hookup.
Hopefully be a hot one and fuck every guy I could (yes, im gay)
I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought: “I wanna get fucked by ALL the men!”
Figure out how much stuff I could fit into my hot pocket.
Let the homies hit.
What’s stopping you from doing this now?
Who said I am stopping the homies now?
Get naked and stare at myself in the mirror I guess
Call one of my woman friends and ask them come over to help me to learn do the woman stuff I don’t know how to do.
Depends on how hot I look.
You sure?
My luck I would look exactly the same, just a hole where my genitals used to be.
I’m sure someone would still smash though
Does everyone else I know remember me as male and now I am female or am I waking up in a world where this is normal for everyone but me?
If I were making it a movie it would be a reverse ;Quantum Leap.’ You’d look the same as always to everyone else, but you’d see yourself as a woman.
Skirt go spinny also tell my gf
Psst You don’t need to be a girl to enjoy Skirt go spinny. Everyone can enjoy it regardless of gender or sex.
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That is true I’m only saying it’s not needed to like feminine clothes or that liking feminine clothes doesn’t automatically make someone trans (only identifying as trans makes someone trans), I know a lot of Femboys who enjoy it while still identifying as male (myself included).
Not saying that they can’t be or certainly aren’t trans.
