LinkedIn Wants Its AI Bot to Help Find You a Job After You Lose Your Job to AI::LinkedIn invested $10 billion in OpenAI’s ChatGPT to keep up with the growing demand for AI.
LinkedIn is a cesspit of ‘professional influencers’ trying desperately to be seen as the most ‘innovative’ or ‘forward thinking’ expert in their industry. The good people, the ones who actually dig in deep and get shit done, I’ve found, don’t often have the time nor the want to constantly post.
It’s fucking tiring and so blatant.
LinkedIn can fuck off
Indeed
Just deleted my profile. Fuck em with a broken cactus.
LinkedIn has $10 Billion to invest? Wow, they are bigger than I assumed.
They’re Microsoft
They have a gauranteed customer base with all the recruiters they just put out of business with their AI! Brilliant marketing move, A+ capitalisming.
Thank you for applying to Tacos El Gordo, are you sure you wanna apply using a PDF resume? Here is a link to LinkedIn where you can start your own online account and apply to this job directly good-bye! Contact use at TacosElGordoHR@linkedin.com.
Christ I hate you doomers.





