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@InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

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When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

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@InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee
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    This patent is borderline “there are 4 lights” shit. What’s to stop the ‘passcode’ from being “I sure am hungry, let’s get mcdonald’s” and pavloving the general population?

    • Neato
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      That’s absolutely the point. The goal of most marketing is to worm into everyone’s brains so when they think of a need, the product is their default. This doubles down on that by trying to generate a need through action.

  • DigitalPaperTrail
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    deleted by creator

  • @boredtortoise@lemm.ee
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    The jokes on them. In our household we praise and yell McDonald’s regularly

    • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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      5•2 years ago

      I’m lovin’ it

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    [Are you ready kids?] “Aye aye captain” [I can’t hear you~] “AYE AYE CAPTAIN!” [ooooooooooooooh-!]

    image

    edited to include the opener to spongebob

  • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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    It comes from afar and, surprise, guess from whom?

    https://patents.google.com/patent/US5270800A/en

    https://patents.google.com/patent/US4717343A/en

    • @Arxir@lemmy.world
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      Inventors of those patents are Robert L. Sweet and Alan B. Densky. Those names mean anything? I don’t know them and I don’t get the point you are trying to make…

      • @xia@lemmy.ca
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        6•2 years ago

        I think he is assuming it is a google patent, from the domain name.

  • @xia@lemmy.ca
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    12•2 years ago

    Holy blundered brainwashing, batman!

  • @Wutchilli@feddit.de
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    12•2 years ago

    If I remember correctly, US patents are protected for 20. So If they want to pull this of, they likely gonna do it in the next 10 years.

    • @xia@lemmy.ca
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      5•2 years ago

      …or, in 20 years EVERYBODY will suddenly start doing it.

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    If this ever gets implemented the amount of bricks being delivered through HQ windows would skyrocket.

  • @flashgnash@lemm.ee
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    Please don’t give them any ideas lol

  • @pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz
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    8•2 years ago

    See, shit like this is why I pirate crap. Why in the world people use almost any streaming service is just beyond me.

    The only good ones are the independent services run by actual Youtubers like Nebula and the like. At least those ones help contribute directly to content creators.

    Who is dumb enough to just allow themselves to be manipulated, abused and taken for a ride in such a way?

  • @Clbull@lemmy.world
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    I’ll just leave this here…

  • @Synthead@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Average YouTube anti adblock supporter

  • @GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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    Amazing. Ten years of this image and you dumbfucks still think this is going to happen tomorrow.

    • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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      Quintessential smug asshole who thinks they’re smarter than everyone in the room not realizing they’re the only one taking the joke seriously.

      • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        I didn’t think it was a joke.

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