• @regul@lemm.ee
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    242 years ago

    Ouch I just stubbed my toe. Better bomb Iran about it. I burnt my mouth on my pizza rolls. Time to bomb Iran.

  • dream_weasel
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    192 years ago

    Maybe we could compromise and put landmines in Lindsey Graham’s backyard?

  • @Mana@lemmygrad.ml
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    102 years ago

    I was trying to finish my degree before WWIII… Fuck it, I didn’t want to do all of this homework anyway.

    • Hot Saucerman
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      122 years ago

      When WWIII finally starts, we’ll still be expected to show up to work on time.

      • Maeve
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        52 years ago

        So essential who cares if we starve in the streets!

      • Hot Saucerman
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        2 years ago

        Hey check it out, this guy hasn’t heard of Franz Ferdinand! /s


        As to not be rude or dismissive: the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand is generally credited with the start of World War I. The implication being that a world war has been started over a seemingly small event that had tumultuous consequences thereafter. The further implication being that we may already be past a Franz Ferdinand assassination type event and may be worryingly headlong into a path to large scale warfare once again.

        • dumdum666
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          So you are saying Iran has signed contracts with other nations that would oblige those nations to go to war with countries Iran is at war with?

  • ArugulaZ
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    92 years ago

    He’s always so eager to start a war, as long as he’s not fighting it.

  • unalivejoy
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    92 years ago

    It’s Iran just the default country to blame when something bad happens?

    • athos77
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      82 years ago

      Trump gave Israeli national defense secrets to Russia, which would love US attention partially diverted from Ukraine, and who happens to be a close ally of Iran (Iran is supplying Russia with weaponry)

      Iran is one of the main sponsors of Hamas. Iran has also been under US sanctions of varying degrees for about 45 years, so it would be happy should the US lose face or power.

      I’m not saying Iran is responsible, but they were likely middlemen.

    • Maeve
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      22 years ago

      Them, Russia, Cuba. Used to be Venezuela, Libya, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, but our jackals already messed them up, so no need, now.

  • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆
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    32 years ago

    What could possibly go wrong. I just can’t imagine any negative consequences for US from bombing Iran.

  • i_understand
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    22 years ago

    And yet he’s totally fine with the over 2800 Americans dead or injured from domestic mass shootings in 2023 alone.