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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Poompkins.

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Poompkins.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Ejh3k@lemmy.world
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    51•2 years ago

    Or… Clean up your dog’s shit.

    • @Sylver@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.

      • TimeSquirrel
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        1•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

    • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      19•2 years ago

      It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land

      • @Ejh3k@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        You’re right, it could be. But I don’t think I’ve seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.

        • @Faresh@lemmy.ml
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          9•2 years ago

          I mean, it’s on their own lawn, I think, so I guess the only people who could be bothered by it are the people who live there.

        • @SupraMario@lemmy.world
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          -4•2 years ago

          Lol do you live in a bubble or something? You do know how big the USA is right? Most of the EU fits into Texas alone. Some of us who are rural have a lot of land and don’t need privacy fences.

          • @frenchyy94@feddit.de
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            7•2 years ago

            The EU has an area of 4.234.564km². Texas 695.621km².

            So Texas is a mere 16,4% of the EU.

            In what world is that “most of the EU”?

            • @Piemanding@sh.itjust.works
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              2•2 years ago

              Maybe they heard somewhere that most EU countries can fit in Texas. A lot of them are small. If you go by number of countries it may be most of them.

              • @IHaveTwoCows@lemm.ee
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            • @pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz
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              1•2 years ago

              And the U.S. has an area of 9,833,520 km2, meaning the U.S. is only about 2 1/3 times the size of the E.U., and that makes me realize:

              That dude clearly knows nothing but propaganda, and this is actually why it’s so dangerous. His perception of the real world is so twisted that he doesn’t even see the basic geography of the world for what it is. Those land mass distortions were often pushed on purpose for racist reasons, i.e. Africa has typically been portrayed as a smaller continent than the rest when that is… not… true… at all…

              So follow me here, this guy is very likely racist against Europeans.

              When he himself is most likely an American White guy.

              Figure that out in your head if you can

    • Sabre363
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      10•2 years ago

      It’s good fertilizer

      • @tilcica@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        no. dog and human shit isnt good fertilizer

        • @Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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          2•2 years ago

          They can be you just dont want to eat food grown in them.

          • @tilcica@lemm.ee
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            0•2 years ago

            its not good because of a meat based diet that produces very acidic poop compared to plant based diets such as those of cows, sheep, goats, etc

            • @Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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              Not all humans or dogs have meat based diets nor is acidic fertilizer a problem for some crops. A different issue is that there are some parasites that spread through the use of human feces as fertilizer.

              • @pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz
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                1•2 years ago

                I don’t think that happened here. If it did, OP would have said so.

                • @Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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                  1•2 years ago

                  OP is just posting a meme. It wasn’t their dog.

    • @markstos@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Circle of life.

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    30•2 years ago

    Now this is a proper shitpost

  • @Bathtubwalrus@lemmy.world
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    21•2 years ago

    This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year.

    • RQG
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      9•2 years ago

      You have Alpacas 😲

      • @IHaveTwoCows@lemm.ee
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        • @cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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          Spitting on children is a team sport

        • @shortwizard@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          omg lmfao

    • @SnowBunting@lemmy.ml
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      0•2 years ago

      Will you be doing it again this year?

  • @LeanSock@sh.itjust.works
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    10•2 years ago

    But how did they grow up there?

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      9•2 years ago

      Pumpkins are vegetable whores.

  • chillbo_baggins
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    9•2 years ago

    EAT THE BABIES

    • agentshags
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      2•2 years ago

      or carve them up with a shank an put a light source in their gourd

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Os it unhealthy to eat poopkins? if not that’s a win win win

  • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    …memes? How exactly is this a meme? Wrong community, I believe.

  • @RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Do it again!

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    Infinite food exploit: Eat fruits. Poop seeds. Seeds grow into plants. Plants make more fruit. More plants more fruit. Never go hungry again.

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