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I was out for a meal with friends just before the pandemic, waitress was a heart-stoppingly beautiful goth lady. I’d had a few drinks and blurted out “Oh my gosh, I would sacrifice my firstborn to you”… without skipping a beat she replied “Deal”. Legendary response to a drunken fool.
ill make that trade
Hot goth gf and I get to die? Win-win
If imma go out, a sexy goth girl sacrificing me is a pretty damn good way to go.
Saint Peter like “damn dude, come on in, fucking legend, bar is on the right, tell Gabriel to pour one for ya on me”
Well, let’s compare our options here, shall we? We realistically have.two ways to leave this world:
- Hospital (chosen by most or chosen for most by others)
- gloomy hot goth girl murder dungeon
If we look at number two which is not the immediate choice for most I think, at least you go out with black candles, pentagrams, music that is somehow too techno and groovy and too emo at the same time and gargoyles and dragons made from black coated epoxy resin all around you, perhaps even with a bit of naughty time.
That’s preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn’t it?
Tie me to a bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me as I tremble and twitch and tell me it’s ok 👀
Better to be a human sacrifice to a cute spooky girl than a boring tech bro.
As the kids say, worth.
Wait, is that pizza AND garlic bread?!?
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The joke: the implication that if it were just pizza, the warning would be heeded, however since she has pizza AND garlic bread, it might be worth it.
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Either that or you just don’t like garlic bread. Or both.
Nah, I’m just used to garlic bread memes.
“Might”? I think you mean is.
As long as I ghost her before All Hallows Eve I should be fine.
But what if she’s already ghosted you by then? 👻
At least someone feels something about me
I’m prepared to make that sacrifice.
Is she drinking soy sauce?
I think it’s Fritz Limo
Death by snu snu!
Thankfully the hot goth girls I’ve met usually want me to assist in sacrificing, so I should be safe
I’m always asked to lie down on the ground, so I don’t even need to do any work!
worth it
Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.
