Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope
Once I recorded the wind in the trees in spring and played it back later 600 times slower. It sounded like an orgy porn. I can never walk in the woods again.
Don’t google what pollen is.
Plant spooge
Please post.
Leaves are basically a stomach and lungs combined into one.
lol, you’re right. but what are the roots then? the mouth?
The ass. Nutrients are absorbed in the roots and waste products are pushed out.
Trees are a thin skin wrapped around a column of their own dead flesh
Sounds more like mushrooms.
Mushrooms are technically the fruit of the plant. It’d be more like they live underground and stick their junk in the air to jizz on the wind.
Came here to say this
Except what mushrooms stick out above the ground are not snorkels.
You can’t use your as a snorkel? Amateurs!
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