I bet I will

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 years ago

Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee · 3 years ago

Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 years ago

Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome

Belgdore@lemm.ee · 3 years ago

“And they were roomates”

roon@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

They saw the article before you did

SternburgExport@feddit.de · 3 years ago

Already done one of these and let me just say that I don’t have any roommates.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident

SternburgExport@feddit.de · 3 years ago

I didn’t have any before the incident

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 years ago

So there was an incident?

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

…anymore.

dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 years ago

😲

💩 😌

🫥🔪😢

Damn! They weren’t lying.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 years ago

I’m their roommate and I can confirm this

T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social · 3 years ago

Damn is it really that crazy of a change

Koboldschadenfroh@lemmy.world · edit-2 3 years ago

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Wumbologist@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

Most likely, but The Reductress is a satire site so it could be from any time.