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Mordin Solus to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Maybe still a child

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Maybe still a child

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Mordin Solus to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    There’s nothing stopping you from lying on your resume. Just make sure you have the general knowledge of the field, i.e. don’t apply to a programming job if you don’t know how to write code

    • skyler
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      2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • @Rinox@feddit.it
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        Eh, at some point it’s worth the risk. At the end of the day 9/10 might figure out you’ve been lying, but the 1/10 that doesn’t and gives you higher pay is still worth the embarrassment.

        Especially if it’s your first employment. Everybody wants people with prior experience, but you gotta start somewhere. Once you’ve got experience, then you can probably stop lying.

  • @Zana@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Last time I saw a crop this bad a million Irish people died.

  • @SternburgExport@feddit.de
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    6•2 years ago

    Mfer looks like 35

    • @lustrum@sh.itjust.works
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      Motherfucker you look 30

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Just put that you were Time Magazine’s Person of the Year in 2006.

    • defunct_punk
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      2•2 years ago

      Better than being Person of the Year 1939

  • defunct_punk
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    2•2 years ago

    Me applying for the open position at the Hyundei manufacturing plant

    • @criticon@lemmy.ca
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      2•2 years ago

      Maybe learning how to spell the name of the company you are applying to helps a little 🤷

  • @ohlaph@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Oldie but Goldie!

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